Maybe I should have my own conspiracy theory

The common theme in conspiracy theories about a New World Order is that a secretive power elite with a globalist agenda is conspiring to eventually rule the world through an authoritarian world government—which replaces sovereign nation-states—and an all-encompassing propaganda that ideologizes its establishment as the culmination of history’s progress. Significant occurrences in politics and finance are speculated to be orchestrated by an unduly influential cabal operating through many front organizations. Numerous historical and current events are seen as steps in an on-going plot to achieve world domination through secret political gatherings and decision-making processes.

Okay, so how about a new new world order? Here are the lines that I am thinking…

  • Interplanetary exploration
  • World peace
  • Eventual unity of all people
  • Connecting the world

This is how I am going to do it and why I am going to do it.

The Hite Corporation consists of nine parts encompassing key industries to allow for those goals to be established. It is also in line with the principles of millennials. For example, When the journalism industry collapses in 30 years, I will be there to take over all the newspapers and form the Hite Media Corporation. When all of my friends are politicians in 30 years and wants to increase green energy, I will be there with the Hite Energy Corporation and all the green energy. Essentially, I will have a supermonopoly that will not come to fruition for at least 30 years. In fact, I don’t see he new new world order coming to fruition for hundreds of years.

So, here is the deal, the Hite Corporation is actually a conspiracy theory that will establish all the industries of the new world order and will unite the people of the world through a common ideological goal and connect all the people of the world through economic and social means. It is also a conspiracy to take advantage of all the resources the earth has to offer for our eventual exploration and colonization of other planets. Sounds like a terrible thing…. right.

So no, I don’t want to control the population, I don’t want to control your mind, I don’t want to kill off all the people. I think most of that will happen naturally through initiatives that I will promote with economic development and a general change in attitude that I am seeing with the rise of the millennial generation.

So, while the conspiracy theories behind the new world order are just conspiracies. I actually want to change the world and I want to reap the rewards of the needs that I will provide to the people and supply massive investment to impoverished regions of the world like Africa, South Asia, and Detroit.

That is sooooooooooo evil. So evil.

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